Patron: What kind of foods have a lot of fiber? Librarian: Pretty much everything has a small amount, but some have a lot more than others. Mostly plant based foods. Patron: So butter has fiber in it? Librarian: Um. No. Patron: What about cheese and meatballs?
Patron: You got a Green Lantern Dvd? Librarian: No, that's still in theaters. Patron: Not even a bootleg copy? Librarian: Sir, those are illegal. Patron: Okay, I tell you what. I get a bootleg copy and I make a bunch of copies and I give them to the library!
I've had to ask people to keep their voices down, especially on their cell phones, and I've had to ask people to turn their MP3 players down because they're so loud that I can hear them, but until yesterday, I'd never had to ask someone to turn off their white noise machine. The ocean sounds were lovely, but they were bothering other patrons.
I don't watch TV because I get all the entertainment I need at work. You'll never know my name, where this library where I work is located, or anything else connecting this blog to the real world in order to protect a patron's right to privacy. Some things are just too funny to not share, so I use this blog as an outlet. If you somehow figure out who or where I am, please keep it to yourself.