A woman approaches him and smiles and says, "Wow! Are all of these kids yours?"
man: "No, actually, just these 3 here" ::points to blonde kids::
"and we bought these" 2 ::points to Asian girls::
"and we're renting this one" ::black kid waves at woman and smiles, then quickly loses interest and comes to ask me questions about lizards::
and the parent of the year award goes to...