Saturday, June 19, 2010

My new favorite website

go to your county or city sherrif's office web page.

type in the name of a friend or relative.

see what comes up.

be amused.

if you work in the library sector, type in the names of all your "favorite" patrons.

be extremely amused!!!!

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

So this man walks into the library...

with two cops in tow.

Cop: Which one of you hit this man?
Librarian: You mean which one of us slapped the table he was sleeping on to keep him from snoring?
Cop: You mean you interrupted my lunch break for that? 

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Amazing Names Thursday

Paisley is just plain cute. I had to post it, even though it wasn't particularly funny. The biggest reason I considered not posting it is because her last name makes for something from a Tom Robbins novel. Sorry I don't post full names on here.It always kills me when I can't.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

I have no idea if this patron was just testing me or not.

Patron on the phone: I've got a science question for ya! Just how far is it from Heaven to Earth?

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Things I approve of

It is perfectly appropriate to breast feed your child in the bathroom of the library.

It is not appropriate to spray breast milk across the mirror.

At least, I hope that was breast milk...