Patron: Whatcha lookin' at? Employee: What everyone else looks at on library computers. Porn. Duh.
But of course, I didn't tell him that it was the kind of porn he was hoping for. Just Esty.com porn for me. I can't think of anything I'd rather browse. I found The Dainty Squid the other day. www.thedaintysquid.com check out the cuteness to the max:
The craziest part is that I asked her if she would ever make one of these to sell, and she totally already had one in the works!
Just when I thought I'd seen the worst of children's book covers, another - wait - make that two! come along to take the cake. A whole series. I didn't even check to see if there were more in the series.
Something Queer in Outer Space and Something Queer at the Scary Movie. Help us all.
I don't watch TV because I get all the entertainment I need at work. You'll never know my name, where this library where I work is located, or anything else connecting this blog to the real world in order to protect a patron's right to privacy. Some things are just too funny to not share, so I use this blog as an outlet. If you somehow figure out who or where I am, please keep it to yourself.