From Twitter:

bibliohead Just seen: Kid wearing a Michael Vick jersey going in to the "Animals Alive" program.

Way to kill time at work #45684596 when the circulation desk is slow

Patron: Whatcha lookin' at?
Employee: What everyone else looks at on library computers. Porn. Duh.

But of course, I didn't tell him that it was the kind of porn he was hoping for. Just Esty.com porn for me. I can't think of anything I'd rather browse. I found The Dainty Squid the other day. www.thedaintysquid.com
check out the cuteness to the max:


The craziest part is that I asked her if she would ever make one of these to sell, and she totally already had one in the works!

I loved hanging out with my Grandmother, too.

Child: Grandma, what does this say? ::child hands summer reading certificate to grandmother and asks her to read it to her*::
Grandma: An ugly, little kid got this award.

*in order to participate in the summer reading program, you need to read books, or have books read to you, so super little kids, like the one in this case, can also join.

Ok, attack of the weiner cowboys, step aside

Just when I thought I'd seen the worst of children's book covers, another - wait - make that two! come along to take the cake. A whole series. I didn't even check to see if there were more in the series.

Something Queer in Outer Space and Something Queer at the Scary Movie. Help us all.