Friday, May 15, 2009

We'll be having chicken for dinner

Crazy Patron: I had to snap the neck on my pet bird today
Children's Librarian: Oh, my god. Why?
Crazy Patron: It was pecking out the girl bird's vagina
Children's Librarian: ::blinks. does not know what to say::
Crazy Patron: Hey, you guys should all come over for a BBQ tonight at my house!

1 comment:

Karen said...

I am crying on the inside....