Mom: My daughter has to write a bibliography about a famous person.
Daughter: A biography, Mom.
Mom looks at daughter like it's cute that she's using the wrong word, even though it sounds similar. Daughter looks at Mom like she crawled out of the primordial soup just this morning. They both roll their eyes at eachother.
Mom: Like I said, she needs to write a bibliography about a famous person. Ooh! Look, honey! A book about Hannah Montana!
Salton Sea of the Midwest - 2017
5 months ago