I have two kitties. One is named after the Mister's favorite mathematician and mine is named after an infamous politician.
We live in the attic of a 118 year old house.
I love all things vintage, and feel really guilty when I shop at Target. Damn Target for having REALLY CUTE STUFF.
My favorite food is guacamole. My favorite guacamole is the kind I make myself. If I am too impatient to let avocados ripen on their own, I buy it from Chipotle, which comes in at a distant second. Who wants my recipe?
I have been known to eat cheesecake for breakfast. But only once. And by once, I mean, like, 4 times in the past month.
I would be a vegan if cheese were not so good.
I would be a vegetarian if bacon were not so good.
I would really healthy if bacon and cheese were not so good. Also, if I did not eat cheesecake for breakfast so often.
On our first date, the Mister and I got our napes pierced. It was love.
I got my first pedicure last month. I am hooked and I am not looking back.
I wish Sarah Vowell narrated my life. Her stories on NPR crack me up because her delivery and tone is so sarcastic. And generally awesome.
I wear SPF 70 sunscreen on my face, arms, and legs every day. I am 10% paranoid about cancer and 90% paranoid about wrinkles. Finding foundation powder to match my pale force is really difficult.
One book I have always meant to read is Moby Dick. I do not know why I never have. It is my Mom's fave.
Salton Sea of the Midwest - 2017
5 months ago