Would you like fries with that?

Patron: So you guys are really gonna go ahead with building that new library over on the east side?
Me: Yep. It's gonna happen.
Patron: That's a shame.
Me: Whu...why?
Patron: Look at all the nut jobs in here. You think the people in that neighborhood want these people hanging out around there? You guys are like McDonald's. You destroy the fabric of the neighborhood.   

Amazing Names Thursday

Messiah. I don't know what to say about that. I mean, people name their kid Jesus all the time, but that's just a regular ole name.