Monday, November 23, 2009

I might start doing this to people on purpose

Librarian on phone: I'm sorry sir, but since you've already renewed that item 2x, you can't renew it again.
Patron on phone: I'ma 'bout to come out there and throw a canna water on you!
Librarian: Excuse me?
Patron: Oh, I was just yellin' at a stray cat on my porch. I'll come by and drop my book off later.

2 comments:

biscuit said...

ahahahahahahaha... dude. frakin hilarious. when you gonna make a blog button so i can promote your blog? because your blog is the funniest one i've ever read... literally... ever.

ICantPayMyFines said...

I don't know how! Can you help me?