Patron: I'm looking for a book called The Swamp Goose
Librarian: I'm sorry, but it doesn't look like we have anything by that title. Nothing is coming up here in the catalog.
Patron: Huh. I could have sworn I saw something like that here a while ago.
Five minutes later:
Patron: Here it is! Told ya! ::Hands Librarian a booked titled Lu and the Swamp Ghost::
Librarian: Oh, I'm sorry. I looked up The Swamp Goose because I thought that was what you said.
Patron: Yeah, I did, but I thought you would have figured it out.
Salton Sea of the Midwest - 2017
6 months ago