Monday, July 12, 2010

Touchy

Patron: Excuse me Sir, do you know what time this library closes? ::gently taps him on the shoulder::
Other Patron: NO PHYSICAL CONTACT! NO COPS! NO SEXUAL HARRASMENT! THEY'RE WATCHING ME! THE ARABS AND THE JEWS AND THE LIBRARIANS!

1 comment:

alovelylittleworld said...

I worked in a library last year. One of the patrons was yelling and carrying on for some reason. The senior librarian asked him to be quiet and the patron assured her that she was on her way to hell. She said "okay well that's fine, but you still can't yell in the library."