Sweaty man is a legend. I've been working for the library for some time now, and I've been hearing about sweaty man my whole career. I figured he was just an urban legend. Someone Grandpa used to teach me a moral. He was sweaty...and an a complete and utter a-hole. My friend says she saw sweaty man once, and then saw him at a liquor store about 5 miles away. He's probably all sweaty because he walks such a far distance. He's lewd, crude and rude. He demands the kind of customer service that you just don't get from people who get paychecks from the state. He chats on fetish websites.
I SAW SWEATY MAN WITH MY OWN TWO EYES YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!
He was sweaty. He dripped sweat on our nice tile floors. He was dick. It was everything he could have been.
I can't wait to tell my grandkids.
Salton Sea of the Midwest - 2017
4 months ago