Librarian: You're here awfully early today Mr. Smith.
Mr. Smith (a patron who comes in every day after work to read the newspaper): Yeah, I got off about an hour ago. They let us out early today.
Librarian: Lucky, I don't get off for another 20 minutes.
Homeless Patron: I just got off 5 seconds ago in y'alls bathroom.
Salton Sea of the Midwest - 2017
1 year ago