I now have my very own version of this guy.
Patron: Did you do something different?
Patron: Did you get new glasses?
Me: Last year.
Patron: You dyed your hair.
Me: I'm growing my hair color out for my wedding.
Patron: You cut your hair.
Me: Again, growing it out for the wedding
Patron: You got new shampoo?
Patron: It's just naturally beautiful?
Patron: Will you tell me all your secrets?
Salton Sea of the Midwest - 2017
2 months ago