Saturday, January 16, 2010

I said I'd look up the directions to Taco Bell for you. I didn't say I'd be your BFF

I now have my very own version of this guy.

Patron: Did you do something different?
Me: No
Patron: Did you get new glasses?
Me: Last year.
Patron: You dyed your hair.
Me: I'm growing my hair color out for my wedding.
Patron: You cut your hair.
Me: Again, growing it out for the wedding
Patron: You got new shampoo?
Me: No.
Patron: It's just naturally beautiful?
Me: Sure
Patron: Will you tell me all your secrets?           

6 comments:

biscuit said...

*shivers* creeeeeepyyyy!

ICantPayMyFines said...

I already have a procedure in place for when someone starts following me home.

reptilianskiesandpeacockeyes said...

I really like this one....was the patron male or female?

ICantPayMyFines said...

female!

tiffany said...

your blog is excellent. i work at a counseling office - ridiculous. i answer the phone - i don't know the answer to all life's many questions. :)

the best question: do you personally think i'm crazy? do you think i need to see a therapist?"

my response: i'm unfit to answer that for you BUT the mere fact you're asking a complete stranger may indicate something...

ICantPayMyFines said...

I'm glad I'm entertaining, Tiffany! There's no shortage of information!