I now have my very own version of this guy.
Patron: Did you do something different?
Me: No
Patron: Did you get new glasses?
Me: Last year.
Patron: You dyed your hair.
Me: I'm growing my hair color out for my wedding.
Patron: You cut your hair.
Me: Again, growing it out for the wedding
Patron: You got new shampoo?
Me: No.
Patron: It's just naturally beautiful?
Me: Sure
Patron: Will you tell me all your secrets?
Salton Sea of the Midwest - 2017
7 years ago
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*shivers* creeeeeepyyyy!
I already have a procedure in place for when someone starts following me home.
I really like this one....was the patron male or female?
female!
your blog is excellent. i work at a counseling office - ridiculous. i answer the phone - i don't know the answer to all life's many questions. :)
the best question: do you personally think i'm crazy? do you think i need to see a therapist?"
my response: i'm unfit to answer that for you BUT the mere fact you're asking a complete stranger may indicate something...
I'm glad I'm entertaining, Tiffany! There's no shortage of information!
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